Scoring an acute angle goal against a local rival en route to a big victory is enough to send any striker into massive celebration. Yet Kenny Cooper didn’t. In fact, he chose to be apologetic about his moment of brilliance instead.
And that is part of the problem when talking about the Baltimore native.
As the video above displays, Cooper looked embarrassed after scoring the third goal of the night in New York’s crushing 3-0 victory over the Union this weekend. Clasping his face, you can clearly see him mouth the words “my bad” as Thierry Henry and Tim Cahill, who was open on his far left during the play, came to congratulate him.
Is that any kind of reaction for a player who has enjoyed perhaps the most staggering one year turnaround in MLS?
Throughout the season, Thierry Henry and Coach Hans Backe have led a campaign of constructive criticism directed at changing and improving their gentle giant. He doesn’t use his body enough they said. He needs to hold up play and find his teammates they said.
18 goals later, the criticism hasn’t let up.
When asked about Cooper’s play this season after the Union match, Thierry Henry let out an almost exasperated laugh. “That’s what he does best,” he said, before repeating, “That’s what he does best. Dax (McCarty) gave him a great ball, he had a penalty today, but we all have to do a little bit more. As the center forward, sometimes you’ve got to keep the ball better up front.
“It’s not all about scoring goals,” he continued. “You got to keep the ball better sometimes up front and also pass the ball to your teammates,” he emphasized, almost agitated in his response. “That’s also important. But 18 goals, we need that and we are going to need more of his goals and more of him.”
Almost in lock step, Backe was equally reserved in his response. Normally one to heap praise upon his players for any positive actions they add to the team’s play, the Red Bull’s boss instead chose a measured, if not overly explanatory assessment of his strikers play, crediting his teammates more than the forwards’ individual performance itself.
“I don’t look at stats or something like that,” he stated. “I think Kenny Cooper’s a striker that needs good surroundings, needs players that can set him up for finishing.
“I was surprised when he scored the second one. It looked like a mistake from the goalie. I mean, normally, you can’t score from that angle. But still, he’s there and I mean, I think he’s up to 18 (goals) or something like that now, and, of course, he needs good players around him to set him up.”
Do Henry and Backe have a point? Of course (and Cooper would admit it!). Backe has said it all year long; Cooper is “perhaps too nice” for a forward measuring 6’4” and 200 plus pounds of pure muscle. He is more apt to channel his inner Fredy Montero and look for a pretty touch on net than he is to bulldoze defenders on route to a thunderous header. He prefers to take a run up on play despite his lack of speed than he is to hold a ball and shove a defender to the side while waiting for the cavalry to arrive in the box.
He is a small forward trapped in a tank’s body.
Does that make it right to critique a man after nailing a brace just shy of the playoffs? That is where criticism becomes questionable.
Coopers docile demeanor allows him to take critique even after a strong performance. He is the first person in at practice, the last one to leave, and the most helpful guy on the training grounds throughout. In a post game setting, you can practically pan out his answers before he even mutters a word.
He will never credit himself. He will always praise his teammates. He will never neglect to compliment and be in awe of the play of perhaps his biggest critic in Thierry Henry. Most of all, he will never muddy himself in drama. Don’t believe me? Here he is after scoring two on the Union:

That wasn’t spliced to make a point; that’s his description of his night, verbatim. Not one word about himself. Not one utterance against his teammates.
It is that kind of attitude that prompted Tim Cahill to call him “the ultimate pro.”
“He always puts his body on the line, he’s the first one in and last to leave. Even when he’s not playing, he’s a perfect professional,” Cahill said. “He gets his goals because he works hard. He makes some good runs and as you see today, if we feed him, he’ll score. If we don’t concede, we are going to win a lot of games. I think today was a perfect example of it. Today, we created a hell of a lot. I am so happy for him. I said it to him before the game that it would be good to see him score a couple today and that’s what he did. Fair play.”
Of course, Cahill’s absence through more than half a season forces him to only judge Cooper from a handful of games, an impressive stat line and a class character in the locker room. He wasn’t there when Henry and Backe reluctantly waved goodbye to Luke Rodgers and tried to retool their offense to work through this risky new investment. He didn’t witness the plethora of matches where the duo implored him to be more physical and get his head on the end of set piece situations.
In total, Cahill missed the nurturing stage of Cooper’s rebirth.
For his brace against the Union, the league named Cooper MLS Player of the Week. It is a righteous and deserving honor bestowed upon a man who earned the distinction amongst a field of equally deserving players.
Nevertheless, it will do little to change the team’s perception of him in the locker room.
Does Cooper need to toughen up? Absolutely. Can he use his hulking mass more effectively? Without question. Still, on a night where he manages to score two en route to a thrilling 3-0 victory to close out the season, is it necessary to keep badgering on about his short comings? Does he have to feel guilty about scoring a goal because he has a habit of taking one too many shots?
He may be far from perfect, but 18 goals speak for themselves. And the way he has done it – at times being forced to earn his starting position despite tallying some impressive numbers – deserves plaudits as well. At this stage in the game, with DC United bearing down in a vital home and home playoff series, confidence is key. To slight Cooper’s accomplishments when they need him to be mentally sharp is fool-hardy and counterproductive.
For once, New York should have given the big man his due. He isn’t perfect, but few can deny how vital he is. Cooper may not be looking for a pat on the back – that’s just not his style – but it would surely be more productive than the willful negligence of his accomplishments.




Give him his due: #RBNY short on praise for MLS Player of the Week Kenny Cooper http://t.co/Ul2m1TjK #MLS
Good one, Dave
@EmpireOfSoccer excellent article. He fast became my fav player on #rbny
Truth be told, Cooper started off terrifically, 11 goals in his first nine games, than slumped mightily 7 goals in his last 24 thats not a good number for a # 9 and that included a couple of penalty’s and if you take away that 4 of those last seven goals were scored in 2 games, in 22 of his last 24 games he scored 3 goals, that’s terrible. He needs excellent service to be effective, he is an ok player but he is a very very limited player.
Point taken and I agree … he is far from perfect as I said. The thing is, to go on about his short comings after a brace in an emphatic win against a big rival to close out the season? Seems a bit much, especially with the over the top negative tone.
Give him his due: Why Henry, Backe should unequivocally praise play of Kenny Cooper http://t.co/d33jSH3Q – True story #RBNY #MLS
Glad someone is pointing this out, because Kenny won’t take credit. Coop is one of my top favorites on the team. Class act.
This is one of the best articles i have read on here. Great job on this one Dave! I see no reason for Henry and Backe to expect nothing but the best from Cooper. The Goal he scored against Philly was off a botched play. If he would have ‘fed’ MCarty then made his run it would have been beautiful. For a guy his size with his ball handling skill he just does not create enough goals. Thats whats frustrating. If he just improved his first touch or vision slightly he can be a 25 goal scorer or an 18 goal 12 assist guy. A guy like him should not rely on service alone…
You cant expect 25 goals for a guy with his glaring lack of pace, he is a very slow player.
ICYMI and were a bit unaware,had a piece on Cooper this week. Backe and Henry not his biggest fans … http://t.co/idcYIiqz #rbny
@carmonaj13 this … http://t.co/idcYIiqz