#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign



Traditionally, the turn to the summer months is when the Red Bulls begin to cool down.

Not this year.

With an emphatic win over the New York Cosmos to start the month, the Red Bulls rolled into July, taking wins in MLS, U.S. Open Cup and friendly matches.

  • USOC: Red Bulls 4-1 Cosmos: +4 points. Not only did the Red Bulls advance in the U.S. Open Cup, but they did so in a rematch derby of last year’s USOC encounter.
  • Chris Duvall Injured: An important soldier goes down for RBNY. -1 points
  • Crew 2-1 Red Bulls at MAPFRE: -1 points
  • Red Bulls 4-1 Revolution at Red Bull Arena: +2 points
  • Red Bulls 2-0 Orlando at Citrus Bowl: +4 points. 
  • Dax McCarty to All Star Game: +1 points
  • USOC: Union 2-1 Red Bulls: -2 points. 
  • Red Bulls 4-2 Chelsea: +2 points. 
  • Red Bulls 2-1 Benfica: +1 points. 
  • Signed Shaun Wright-Phillips to non-DP deal: +2 points

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight