#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign

NYCSoccerWarz

JULY – NEW YORK COSMOS: -2

Call it a championship hangover.

The New York Cosmos did not manage a single win throughout the month of July after their unbeaten Spring campaign. That string of losses began with a deflating 4-1 thumping at Red Bull Arena against their Harrison rivals — and tumbled down hill ever since.

  • USOC: Red Bulls 4-1 Cosmos: –3 points. The Cosmos suffer defeat — and elimination — at the hands of their MLS rivals.
  • Cosmos 1-1 Indy at Shuart: 0 points
  • Jacksonville 1-0 Cosmos at Florida: -1 point
  • Cosmos 1-1 Indy at Indianapolis: 1 point.
  • Playoff Match announced at MCU Park: +1 point

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight