#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign

NYCSoccerWarz

MAY – NEW YORK CITY FC: -7

When will the pain end?

Defeat after defeat have taken the sails out of what once was considered a promising campaign. Despite high-powered players and thoughtful investment, NYCFC have done nothing but struggle through the MLS campaign, now winless in two months.

  • Sounders 3-1 NYCFC at Yankee Stadium: -2 points
  • Red Bulls 2-1 NYCFC at Red Bull Arena: -3 points. A devastating loss. Up a man, NYCFC could not beat the Red Bull high press.
  • 2-2 draw vs. Chicago at Yankee Stadium: 0 points
  • Real Salt Lake 2-0 NYCFC at Rio Tinto: -1 points in an emotional return to RSL for Kreis.
  • 1-1 draw vs. Houston Dynamo at Yankee Stadium: 0 points.
  • Winless in two months: -1 points. 

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight