#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign




Can anyone stop the New York Cosmos?

The NASL’s premiere heritage club continues to steamroll their way through the NASL season — and the U.S. Open Cup. New York remain unbeaten in two months, scoring 14 goals and holding opponents to five while earning three clean sheets across all competitions.

That is stellar work.

  • Cosmos 1-0 Ottawa at Shuart: +2 points
  • Cosmos 4-2 Edmonton at Shuart: +2 points
  • 2-2 draw at Carolina: +1 point
  • Cosmos 3-0 San Antonio at Shuart: +2 points
  • USOC: Cosmos 3-0 Jersey Express: +2 points
  • 1-1 draw at Minnesota: +1 point
  • Unbeaten in two months: +1 point

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight