#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign

NYCSoccerWarz

MAY WINNERS: COSMOSCosmos Logo

The Green side of NYC surged in May, stretching their unbeaten run for a second straight month. Four wins and two draws allowed them to pick up the lion’s share of the points.

The Red Bulls swooned for most of the month, seeing their own unbeaten streak end at the hands of Philly. A brutal home loss to Philly and a last minute defeat at Seattle were only countered by their dominant sellout win over the blue side.

As for NYCFC: their own streak could not be snapped, going winless for two straight months. They salvaged draws at home against Chicago and Houston, while their road woes continued, suffering a historic first derby loss in Harrison and a beatdown at the hands of Jason Kreis’ former club in Sandy. Without a positive result, they fell deeper into the hole.

TABLE AFTER FOUR MONTHS:

Cosmos: 40 points
Red Bulls: 27 points
NYCFC: 4 points

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight