#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign




The streak is over.

After two winless months, NYCFC find their footing in MLS play.

Unfortunately for the blue side, they fell far short in U.S. Open Cup play against NASL derby rivals New York Cosmos. Keeping to their derby woes, NYCFC also dropped their second to the Red Bulls, conceding the season series.

  • NYCFC 2-1 Union at PPL Park: +3 points
  • NYCFC 3-1 Montreal at Yankee Stadium: +2 points.
  • USOC: Shootout loss vs. Cosmos: -2 points
  • NYCFC 2-0 Toronto at BMO Field: +4 points
  • Red Bulls 3-1 NYCFC at Yankee Stadium: -3 points.
  • Sign Iraola, Angelino, extend Facey: +1 points. 

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight