#NYCSoccerWarz: The May-July Campaign





That is what the New York Cosmos are after taking the Spring trophy in an undefeated run through ten matches of NASL play.

As if that wasn’t enough, the club also tested their diplomatic strength as well, garnering major headlines for their historic trip to Cuba to face the Cuban National Team.

  • Cosmos 4-1 Cuba: +3 points. More so than any victory, the club made American history in a unique match.
  • Cosmos 3-3 Jacksonville at Shuart: 0 points
  • Win Spring Title: +2 point
  • USOC: Cosmos shootout win/draw vs. NYCFC: +3 points. With the win, the New York Cosmos now have two victories in two New York derby matches (defeated Red Bulls last season)

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  • storms

    this is the Dane Cook comedy special of soccer coverage – too long and not funny

  • It’s back!

    Love the piece! Thanks Dave.

  • Anthony

    #3 was pretty obvious.

  • Larry’s Left Arm Is a Simpleton

    Yes, but my team has the biggest crowds AND biggest Jackasses in the stands!

    That must count for SOMETHING!

    • Anonymous

      and the biggest body count

    • Larry’s A Simpleton

      i bet you dream about the day the f.cosmos becoming relavant. it aint ever happening dim wit

  • David Carlin, Farm Animal Molester

    Your team Is a steaming pile of **** simpleton . That’s all that counts.

  • Larry’s A Simpleton

    how do the f.cosmos even get into this thing? the brooklyn eye-talians have more cred that that farce out there in nassau county. ho hum. another day, another day closer to the f.cosmos folding.

    • Larry is Cretin

      Another day, more people killed by Sheik Mansour’s oppressive regime.

      Meanwhile, I lie in bed while thinking of Poku and listening to “Baby Got Back.”

  • slowleftarm

    Where’s our points for getting our owner the most amount of free advertising? Man, Red Bull is great. Nothing like starting your day off with the taste of baby aspirin.

    • slowleftarm

      What a sad impostor. At least say something witty.

    • Luis

      lmao you sure got that fizzy drink fan tight